Of course it's not all junk mail. We've also been given many messages of hope, love, and encouragement, and even a little well deserved criticism. Keep 'em coming, we have room for much more than this.

It has come to our attention that a small, but important, error was made by the Holabird Advocate last week. We had reported that Ana Nemec was named second runner up at the Snow Queen Pageant in Highmore. That was incorrect, as there was no such prize given. Ana's mother, Mary Jo Nemec, wanted this matter corrected before the other two girls that didn't win found out and got mad.

Also a personal apology to my cousin Tracy. We were supposed to play a game after he was done taking pictures at his Confirmation reception, but I ducked out to see Colin Zilverberg instead. I promise that the next time you want to play a game or two, I'll stay put. Especially if you let me one once in a while.
South Dakota Songbook
(guess what! Tonight at sundown Chauncey is over! Here, as promised is part II)
"Chanukah Song Part II"
Time to take out those menorahs!
Put on your yalmacas time for Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona Ryder drinks Manashevits' wine
Then spins a dreadle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who give and receives loads of Hanukkah toys?
The girls from Barukasouhl and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too
Put them together, what a funky, Jew
We got Harvey Kitell and flash dancer Jennifer Bealls
Yasmine Bleath from Baywatch is Jewish and Yes her boobs are real
O.J. Simpson, still not a Jew
But guess who is, the guy who does the voice for Scooby-Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'cuz we're pretty good In the sack
Guess who got bar mitzvah-ed on the PGA tour?
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods, I'm talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are in the show-biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but my mother thinks he is
Tell that old harmonica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah
It's not pronounced Chanukkah
The C is silent in Hanukkah
So your your Hooked on Phonic-a
Get drunk on Tea or tonica
If you really really wanna-ka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah