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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Tuesday, December 07, 2004 VOL. III Issue 12C The Pacemaker Cometh Slowly Well as soon as the doctor hear that E.E. Hinkle, and his children wanted the 102 year old man to have a pacemaker put in the dollar signs danced round in his head. The surgery was scheduled for 5:30 pm, but was postponed at least until at least 7 pm. There as been no word since then. Everyone here at the Holabird Advocate is eagerly awaiting the results of this operation. People from at least three different area churches are praying for the old boy, and such are welcomed an encouraged. It has been reported that this procedure can take as long as 2 hours on and outpatient basis. That report has been taken with a grain of salt by us, and we are advising Holabird Advocate Readers to do the same. It has been noted that this is the 10th anniversary of the death of Bergit Hinkle, E.E.'s wife of 63 years. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate hope that Doc Paul has better luck with this patient than he did with her. Birthday Surprise for Shelby Hinkle Today, Shelby Hinkle turns 4 years old. When asked what she wants for her birthday, she said, "It's a surprise. You'll have to wait and see." Nobody understands what she meant by that for sure, but our Publisher has speculated that she wants a Surprise Cake, like in the Little Rascals movie. If that is so, all of us here at the Holabird Advocate wish Shelby lots of luck. We also wish her a happy fourth birthday as well! South Dakota Songbook (Because this evening the 1st Day of Chanukah we have decided to bring to all of our Jewish Readers the following. Part 2 will be published on the 8th Day. There is a part three, but we have been unable to locate it. Hopefully it, or another part of this song will mention a certain intern named Monica-who celebrates Chanukah) "The Channukah Song Part 1" by Adam Sandler This is a song, that uh, Theres a lot of Christmas songs out there, But not too many about Chanukah, So I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs, Here we go... Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Chanukah, Chanukah is the Festival of Lights, Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights. When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, here's a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me: David Lee Roth lights the menorrah, So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli, Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli. Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too, Put them together, what a fine lookin Jew! You don't need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock Cause you can spin a dreidle with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, both Jewish! Put on your yarmulke, its time for Chanukah, The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates Chanukah. O.J. Simpson, not a Jew! But guess who is...Hall of Famer, Rod Carew, (he converted!) We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby, Harrison Ford' a quarter Jewish, not too shabby! Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is, Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges. So many Jews are in show biz, Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is. Tell your friend Veronica, its time you celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Chanukah. So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your marijuan-ikah, If you really, really wanna-kah, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
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