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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Friday, November 19, 2004 VOL. III Issue 11K Shelby Hinkle Receives Thanksgiving Miracle This week Shelby Hinkle was studying thankfulness at Head Start. This afternoon she has something to be thankful for. Her father, Darrel Hinkle, was driving in the yard when he ran into Shelby's puppy dog Gingersnap with the pickup. Darrel was afraid that he's have to shoot her, but by the time he had his gun ready, Gingersnap was running and jumping in the yard as though nothing happened. She didn't have a scratch on her. They say a cat has 9 lives, but some good little puppy dogs can get another chance. Early Christmas for Harold Hinkle Mary Hinkle went to Pierre with her mother, Agnes Hahn, and got her husband something he's wanted for a while, a brand new hair clipping set. It seems the old clippers that Mary got mail order from Montgomery Ward a few decades back isn't cutting the mustard anymore. The new clippers are getting mixed reviews. Jerry Hinkle had been wearing a hoodie with the hood up in fear that his head will give those clippers their maiden voyage. Ponderosa Practices "Good Neighbor" Policy With the weaning complete at the Ponderosa, Harold and Jerry Hinkle got up bright and early Thursday morning (They couldn't sleep with all the mooing going on) and went to the Single Arrow Ranch To help Ron LaFourtune round up his calves. Darrel Hinkle and Max Gregg of Holabird as well as Gary Heizen from Highmore helped as well. After the calves were loaded, Ron offered them a hot pot of coffee, and even though Jerry was salivating at the thought of it, Harold said the had to get home. The gas gauge needle on Harold's pickup was too close to "E" for his comfort. Weighing In by Steve Hemmingsen Do you suppose Tom Daschle will turn up at the helm of Halliburton? He's from the same neck of the woods as Dick Cheney and has the same credentials. Maybe more. He could move the corporate headquarters to Dakota Dunes, which has a better climate than Houston. In mulling over the election, I wonder why it never occurred to anybody that even if Daschle had been a Communist, he never had the power to move that liberal agenda South Dakotans so worried about. But he did have the power to bring home liberal doses of other states' tax money.
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