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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Saturday, November 22, 2003 VOL. II Issue 11M PONDEROSA GETS 8 INCHES AND COUNTING Snow arrived at the Ponderosa at 10am Friday morning and it has snowed of and on since then. So far there has been 8 inches on the ground with another 2-4 inches predicted by Holabird Advocate Meteorologist, Storm Chaser, for tomorrow morning, with high winds pretty much all day long. The Hinkle's are praying for a break in the weather because they are low on milk. The last time they were low on milk, Jerry had to have apple juice on his cereal. They don't have apple juice either. Brittany Hinkle is hoping that the snow won't stop the Methodist Sunday School and church service. Brother Bill is currently in Faulkton and will be waiting out the storm there until further notice. JANKLOW CRASH BLAMED ON POSSIBLE DIABETIC REACTION There has been talk, none of it confirmed be the Holabird Advocate, that Bill Janklow may have pased out behind the wheel of the car he was driving during the crash that took the life of motorcylist Randy Scott last Summer. The suggestion that he is diabetic could be reason for Janklow passing out. There has been no medical confirmation that Janklow has been diagnosed with such a malady. Anyone who works at the Mayo Clinic that can confirm this please contact the Holabird Advocate Home office ASAP. MICHAEL JACKSON INOCENT UNTIL PROVEN WEIRD by Jerry Hinkle, Special to the Holabird Advocate The man known as Wacko Jacko has sure got himself in a jam now. He has been accused of some rather unspeakable stuff. Personally I think it's all crap. Before I go on, let me say that I'm no fan of the Gloved One. I bought a box of 33rpm records at a rummage sale that happened to contain "Thriller". Other that that occasion, I don't belive I have any Jackson recording material. I had a few cousins that played his stuff. One song I can remember them blasting on their boom boxes went something like, "Make love-to the post hole. Don't stop 'til you get enough." Of course those may not be the exact lyrics, but that's what I heard. Naturally I wasn't a devoted fan, although I enjoyed the "Thriller" album a little. I haven't listened to it very much lately. Now then, Jacko may be weird, even unconventional. He doesn't consume sugar, he keeps his children's faces out of the public eye by masking them, and he's had more plastic surgery that the Laker Girls. Does this make him weird? I suppose it does. I wish I could avoid sugar like he does, though. As far as sheltering his kids goes, at least he doesn't beat up cameramen like some other celebs have done. I must admit that the plastic surgery does seem out there, but I'm not paying for it. So I'll live and let live on that. The big thing with Jackson is sleeping with children. As Red Green says, "Sometimes sleeping together just means sleeping together". Does this mean I'd let one of my nieces or nephews sleep with him? Not on your nelly!!!! But then, I wouldn't want to sleep with my nieces, nephews, or Michael Jackson either one.
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