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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Tuesday, October 28, 2003 VOL. II Issue 10O E.E. HINKLE'S PHEASANT FLU HANGS ON The latest victum of the Pheasant Flu, 101 year old E.E. Hinkle, while improving, is still sick. He has been able to keep chicken broth down, as well as all of his usual pills. Joyce Ferris, however, is not doing as well. She has a hiatal hernia that may require surgery, and maybe a little prayer wouldn't hurt. HOLABIRD SCRAPBOOK IS FOUND Mary Hinkle has become a candidate for living sainthood after performing what eldest son Jerry says is a miracle. She found the scrapbook that Bergit Hinkle compiled. It was lost, but now is found. After looking over the scrapbook, Holabird Advocate Publisher, Jerry Hinkle, has found a few clippings that may prove amusing, and he plans to reprint a few choice clippings in the future. SIOUX FALLS SEEKS VIKING TRAINING CAMP There are a few people in the Sioux Falls area that are trying to get the Minnesota Viking's training camp to move into that area. Apparently they need $7.5 million (bribe money?) to put a proposal together. There are people on both sides of the state line that are against this plan. People in Minnesota say, "It's called the 'Minnesota Vikings' for a reason'". South Dakota people remember the joke that the late Governor George Mickleson used to tell: Q: Why doesn't South Dakota have a professional football team? A: Because Minnesota would want one too. Besides Sioux Falls, Minnesota towns Mankato and Duluth are also vying for this camp. The final deadline for the decision is Friday.
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