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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Saturday, October 25, 2003 VOL. II Issue 10M LURLEEN CHEATWOOD LEAVES HOLABIRD ADVOCATE It is with a heavy heart that we at the Holabird Advocate announce the departure of Holabird Advocate Home Economist Lurleen Cheatwood. Lurleen is leaving for greener pastures in St. Paul, Minnesota. We here at the Holabird Advocate wish her well. In the meantime we could use another Home Economist if anyone out there is interested. YOU'RE WITH HER,BUT I AM NOT by Jerry Hinkle Some time ago, I had some not so nice things to say about "I'm With Her". That was before I saw a single episode. Now I've watched a couple episodes, and I must say that while the show is not as bad as I thought it would be, it pretty much bites the big one here. Chris Henchy did manage to give the best and funniest lines to the person based on him. Teri Polo is still to ugly to be Brooke Shields. The very delicious Rhea Seehorn, who plays the sister (Brooke is an only child in real life, but this is Hollywood) does so to perfection. When this show is eventually cancelled, as I'm sure it will be by February, I hope she finds work that showcases her talent. Better luck next time, Mr. Henchy. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ENDS TONIGHT-FOR YOU ANYWAY by Jerry Hinkle, Special to the Holabird Advocate Well, suckers, Daylight Savings Time will end at 2am tomorrow morning for everyone but me. This is because I, unlike the rest of the sheep in this country didn't see fit to conform to this madness last spring. Did you save daylight? I dare say you didn't, because in the summer the days are longer because the Sun is out longer. Now, the Sun is up less because the days are getting shorter. Now is the time to save daylight, but we can't. I'd participate in this exercise if only someone out there could show me what good it did so to do. I've heard it said that the only things Daylight Savings Time does is give the bankers more time to play golf. This I can believe. So anyway, I hope that you that do participate in this exercise of futility get your clocks right so you're never late for another edition of the Holabird Advocate, providing this article didn't put you off of it for good.
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