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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Wednesday, October 22, 2003 VOL. II Issue 10K SHELBY HINKLE CATCHES "PHEASANT FLU" The latest victum of what is being called "Pheasant Flu", for lack of a better word or phrase, is Shelby Hinkle. Shelby complained that her stomach hurt, and had the dry heaves. Everyone who has this illness, including Shelby it seems, has been improving. FLORIDA GOVERNOR FORCES COMATOSE WOMAN TO LIVE Governor Jeb Bush of Florida has signed exectutive orders to have a woman who is in a coma and brain damaged to have her feeding tube reinstated. It is believed he is doing this so the woman can vote for his brother in the presidential elections next year. JOAN KROC DIES AT SAN DIEGO HOME It has been reported that Joan Kroc, widow of E.E. Hinkle's cousin, Ray Kroc, died on October 12 at the age of 76. She was the heir to the McDonald's hamburger chain fortune that her husband, Ray, founded in 1952. Although it should go without saying, nobody in the Hinkle family is likely mentioned in her will.
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