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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Monday, October 20, 2003 VOL. II Issue 10I PHEASANT HUNT GOES WELL The first weekend of pheasant hunting season went well for Hyde County. No hunters were shot, accidentally or otherwise. There is no accurate count on the exact number of pheasants extricated, but it is reported that several hunters got their limit. Agnes Hahn spent most of the weekend trying to makes sure that all of her family and friends had too much to eat. HENRY SINGLE GOES TO DOCTOR Harold Hinkle took time out of his busy schedule to take neighbor, Henry Single to the eye doctor in Pierre today. Henry may have gloucoma, and this eye specialist is so in demand that it would be another month before Henry could get another appointment. All of us at the Holabird Advocate are hoping and praying for the best. PROFESSOR KENNETH HANSEN ADVERTISES FOR GOLF COURSE It has recently come to the attention of the home office of the Holabird Advocate that Waldorf College Professor Kenneth L. Hansen has lended his image to the Bear Creek Golf Course in Forest City, Iowa. It has been rumored that Professor Hansen may retire and live off the celebrity he has created for himself. Holabird Advocate Readers can see the Bear Creek's web site on our "free-for-all" links page. ANNE HANSEN TURNS TO CELEBRATE BIRTHDAY It was 24 years ogo today that little Annette Kristen Hansen was born. She's not little anymore. In facte she does everything in a big way. In her brief span so far, Anne has made herself the center of attention whereever she goes. Her unique positive attitude and love of life has made her a role model for both young and old. Anne wouild like to celebrate her birthday by going to a casino and blow a lot of cash. She is currently in Highmore on a paid vactation. She hasn't said what her job is or declared her salary, but she can afford a big screen TV, so it ain't minumum wage, Bubba.
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