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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Saturday, October 04, 2003 VOL. Issue 10B PONDEROSA INVADED At about 8:15pm Friday night approximately 200 cattle from the Nemec ranch found their way to the Ponderosa. Harold, Mary, and Jerry Hinkle gave chase immediately. As it happens every gate on the Ponderosa was openned at the time. The bulk of the bovine marauders ended up about a half mile south of the old Mac Zilverberg place an hour later, where the chase ended. Afterwards, Harold Hinkle informed Mary Jo Nemec of the situation that they were in. The next morning, she dispatched in-laws, Derek McCloud and Victor Nemec, to make sure the cattle were placed properly. According to Harold, he did that all by himself. Later on Saturday afternoon, they got out again and headed north. This time, Darrel Hinkle chased them back before he went to Highmore on business. Ed Nemec came up to the Ponderosa and reported that the cattle were out of grass where they were, and possibly very hungry. Harold Helped the Nemecs fix up the fence. With a little luck they'll stay put for a while. CAROL ZILVERBERG HAS SURGERY Kathy Zilverberg reports that her mother-in-law, Carol has had surgery for the gallstone problem mentioned in a previous edition of the Holabird Advocate. It is expected that she will be released from the hospital on Monday. She will, in all likelyhood, miss the Methodist Make and Bake Show next Saturday. TOP TEN WAYS THAT RUSH LIMBAUGH AND HAROLD HINKLE ARE DIFFERENT by Jerry Hinkle, Special to the Holabird Advocate I've been working on this list for sometime. With Rush Limbaugh inthe news so much theese days I was inspired to finish it up and publish it. SO NOW,FROM THE HOME OFFICE IN HOLABIRD, SOUTH DAKOTA HERE ARE THE TOP TEN WAYS THAT RUSH LIMBAUGH AND HAROLD HINKLE ARE DIFFERENT: 1. Harold is a Democrat, Rush is a Republican 2. Rush has a 9 year contract worth 285, Harold gets by on Social Security and other government welfare programs 3. Harold was in the army, Rush was 4F 4. Rush smoked pot, Harold has not 5. Harold has nasty things to say about Rush, Rush never even talks about Harold 6. Rush has been married 3 times, Harold got it right the first time 7. Harold beat his kids regularly, Rush didn't have kids to beat 8. Rush is deaf, Harold just won't listen 9. Harold wishes Rush would run for President, Rush doesn't want to run 10. Rush has never called Jerry Hinkle stupid, lazy, or worthless, Harold cannot make that claim
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