Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!
Monday, February 10, 2003
VOL. II Issue 2E
ORANGE ALERT HAS SMALL EFFECT ON HOLABIRD
Because of an Islamic custom called "The Hadj", a time to make a Pilgrimage to Mecca, birthplace of the prophet Mohammed, the country has been moved up to Orange alert once again. Life in Holabird has not changed much because of this action.
The most noticable change is that Harold Hinkle is acting more paraniod than usual. He keeps insisting that Jerry go on top of the windmill and look for terrorists. He is also worried about planes flying overhead, asking Jerry to shoot them down or at least throw a rock at them. Jerry has been calm and replies that he doesn't believe that terrorist will venture too far into Hyde County in the -5 degree cold weather that Holabird has been experiencing of late.
DARREL HINKLE STILL HAS WINGS CLIPPED
After jumping through all kinds of hoops Darrel Hinkle has yet to have his flight certificate restored. He was informed that he could keep his old one, however he returned it before because he was ordered to do so. His next course of action has yet to be decided. One thing we do know is that it's all Janklow's fault.
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