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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Tuesday, September 24, 2002 VOL. I Issue 9N MARY HINKLE HITS THE GROUND RUNNING Fresh from her vacation in St. Paul, MN, Mary Hinkle was put to work almost straight away. The Monday morning temp of 34 drove home the fact that a frost was going to be on the way soon. Most of Monday was devoted to getting the corn chopped before that frost arrived. JOYCE FERRIS LEAVES WITHOUT INCEDENT Once Mary was safely home, Joyce knew that all was ok, and so she left on Monday morning to do business for her husband, Ken. The subject of Tom Dashcle was brought up on occasion at the Ponderosa but not in a way that came to shouting. We were all really glad to hear that. E.E. HINKLE GETS HIS JUST DESSERTS With Mary at Darrel's place with the silage harvest, Jerry has been in charge of getting E.E. Hinkle fed. E.E. had a choice of ice cream, cake, or pudding. He opted to wait until 3 o'clock to decide. One option that Jerry didn't give him was ice cream/cake pudding, a recipe he found through Home Economist Lurleen Cheatwood. He may make her the official Home economist of the Holabird Advocate in order to give the recipe out . SIERRA CLUB NEEDS TO WAKE UP by Jerry Hinkle of the Holabird Advocate The Sierra Club has spent a lot of time and money getting Tim Johnson re-elected to the Senate. In their ad spot they accuse his opponent, Representative John Thune of voting for unclean water. While he did vote against the bill cited in the spot, it should be noted that both Senators Johnson and Dashcle voted against it as well. As if that isn't enough, the DuPont Chemical Company has given Johnson all kinds of money and free trips all over the world. Could it be that the Sierra Club's membership is not exactly the brain trust of this country? CORRECTION In and earlier edition of the Holabird Advocate, Buster Brock claimed that "Scary Movie" and its sequel could be used in a drinking game. None of us at the Holabird Advocate are in favor of and do not endorse recrational drinking. Our legal council Morley Krupt esq. has advised us to tell you, the Reader that if you use these or any other movie in an alcoholic capacity you are on your own. W TAKES NATION BACK TO YELLOW The President has brought the national color coded alert status of the country down from orange alert to yellow alert as it had been since before the sept. 11th anniversary. This was done on recommendation of Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge because of disruptions in the al-Qaida terrorist network.
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